This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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