we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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