just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
