Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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