we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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