I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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