Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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