Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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