I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
where does the pee come out of this thing
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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