The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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