You're so nebulous sometimes
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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