I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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