Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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