Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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