Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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