Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Welp...herpes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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