I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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