I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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