She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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