So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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