i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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