So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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