He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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