i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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