so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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