Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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