Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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