Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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