suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
