He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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