He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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