girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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