You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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