I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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