see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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