You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You're my little dorito
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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