I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
