let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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