Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
So squirting runs in the family.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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