Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize
