Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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