Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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