girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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