I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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