Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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