Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
