i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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