franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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