I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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