and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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