it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I want to make a zoo with you.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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