So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the room spins SO much faster in panama
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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