i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
