So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Michael Bay diarrhea
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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