YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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