Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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