I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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