Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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